Move To Ireland!...Free Showers!

This is the new advertising campaign I have been working up for the Irish Department of Tourism. It's sure to draw in immigrants like flies to...well...you know. I mean, who doesn't need a shower!? And they're free!

This summer, they are telling me, has the potential to end up worse than last summer. This is something I wasn't aware would be possible. Last summer was the "worst summer in 200 years." Looks like this summer will be the worst summer in 201 years... If the local bookie carried odds on suicide rates, I'd be putting a few Euro down on a sharp rise...

Rain! And more RAIN!

It seems summer was actually back in May. That one month where we had some consistent sun. Oh no, it wasn't warm! That's asking way too much. It was actually still pretty cold in May with the wind. Just the sun. Most people would call this spring. It's actually Irish summer...